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Is your accountant certified by MYOB in ANZ Business?
David is.
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On a scale of 1 - 10.
How do you rate the support you get from your accountant?
Time for fresh ears?
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Accounting services you need.
Expertise you DEFINITELY need.
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Need a bookkeeper?
Why not an accountant for the same money?
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A new client came to us the other day on a recommendation:
“How much are you paying for your Xero?” I asked.
He responded: “It was a great deal at $80 a month.”
“You know how to use it?”
“No. And I don’t use it.”
Me: “…How does $10.35 a month sound, and we’ll teach you how to use it.”
Goodbye Xero. Goodbye former accountant.
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Your accountant has a duty of care:
To serve you, educate you, do the best job for you, be fair, be reasonable, be understanding, and not expect you to fund a holiday beach house.
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In business?
Have skills?
Have what it takes?
We can help.
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Can you say this about your accountant?
Here is an honest review from one of our customers:
“Thank you, David. You have and always go above and beyond for me, mate. I wouldn’t have my business where it is today if it wasn’t for your efforts. Thanks for everything, mate. It means a lot to me.”
-Miles (Ellerslie, Auckland)
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Is this what you would want to say about your accountant? Here’s what we got the other day:
“We sincerely thank you and your team for an amazing job in sorting out our messy business account. At first, we felt hopeless thinking that no one could ever fix it but thanks to you for a wonderful job in mending it. We thank you from the bottom of our hearts and we are looking forward to the next step.”
-Dolores (Hamilton)
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A client recently came to us and said:
“I am wanting to look for a new accountant as the one we currently have does nothing apart from billing us every month.”
Can you relate to this?
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Need solid business advice or a review?
We can help…
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Owe tax?
Is it affecting your sleep?
We can help…
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Accounting is the language of business.
So said Warren Buffett.
And he should know…
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A good accountant is a blessing.
A bad accountant is a curse.
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Step right up
Step right up
MYOB partner discounts available!
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Got Xero?
$35 a month or more…
Try MYOB for $10.35 a month for a year.
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A good accountant is a good poet…
He appreciates the true value of things.
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If you’re unhappy and you know it…
Don’t clap your hands.
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Think accounting costs are expensive?
Get 2 medium prints framed!
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Why is it called “tax return”?
I never feel like anything’s returning except a new bill.
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Owe tax?
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“An investment in knowledge pays the best interest.”
-Benjamin Franklin
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“The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.”
-Bill Murray
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“The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax.”
-Albert Einstein
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“Accounting is the language of business.”
-Warren Buffett
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“Never take your eyes off the cash flow because that’s the lifeblood of business.”
-Richard Branson
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He’s spending a year dead for tax purposes.
(Douglas Adams)
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Death and taxes…
Which one?
Tax is worse because it happens to you every year.
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Benjamin Franklin once famously said:
In this world, nothing is more certain than death and taxes.
We disagree with the tax bit here, Ben…
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Between paying income tax, company tax, GST, PAYE, FBT, capital gain tax, rates, ACC, current petrol tax, import duties, brightline tax…
We are being taxed to death!
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The way taxes are today…
You may as well marry for love!
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Between paying income tax, company tax, GST, PAYE, FBT, capital gain tax, rates, ACC, currently petrol tax, import duties, brightline tax…
We are being taxed to death
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Between paying income tax, company tax, GST, PAYE, FBT, capital gain tax, rates, ACC, currently petrol tax, import duties, brightline tax…
We are being taxed to death
Who you gonna call?
Benjamin Franklin once famously said:
In this world, nothing is more certain than death and taxes.
We disagree with the tax bit here Ben.
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DEATH or TAXES…
Which one?
TAX is worse because it happens to you every year.
